Travel Tuesday: Nakum

Here’s today’s offering, Nakum.


Nakum is a good place to see archaeologists at work since excavations are taking place on what is the Mayans ‘largest research project. Most of the excavation is taking place in the south group – the north group of buildings remains relatively unexplored y comparison. In recent years, jade artifacts have been found at Nakum, located in the Peten region. Discoveries so far also include a palace with 44 rooms, an elevated acropolis with great views of other important buildings, stelae and a central plaza. Nakum, on a major trade route, was at its peak from the eighth to 10th centuries.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Black Barbie Loves the Internet


Hey, one of the things I LOVED about Korea, was the Internet.  Korea is about the size of Texas, but wired out the ass! There is no slow Internet; hell Internet is available in the damn boonies!  America, take notice.  Anywho, check out this here entry and enjoy.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

Sunday, December 20th

Black Barbie Loves Korean Internet

I love the Internet. I especially love Korean Internet. It’s fast, easy, and cheap; just like me! I love it so much that the local 20 something’s at my local PC Room fail to get all hot and bothered when I walk in. Seriously, I think that they have forgotten that Black Barbie is here in Korea Land and I am a fucking celebrity! However, they do make up with this disrespect by continuing to bring me free coffee, so the love is still there. When they fail to bring me free coffee, it’s time to cheat and find me a new place that will appreciate the awesomeness, which is me.

Now, I know you’re wondering why do I have to go to the PC Room to use a computer? Well, I’m cheap, didn’t buy one before coming here, and I sure as hell am not buying one now! Fuck that! I’ll wait until I get back home to buy one. It also allows me to use my time wisely; that and it cuts down on having yet another bill to pay. I told you I was cheap. So what do I do when I am in the PC Room? Well, I like to do the following:

  1. Online TV. It is absolutely essential that I get my fill of Supernatural and when it starts up again in January, The Magicians. Now, I won’t ramble on too much about Supernatural. Doing so may either spoil those who haven’t seen the new episodes or bore the piss out of those who have no idea what they’re missing. I’ll sum up this season by just saying that I’m glad Sam and Dean lived after Lucifer’s baby was born. I hated that Crowley died, but that’s for another season.
  2. Bitch! Given that I don’t have as many people to speak to regularly as I did back home, I need somewhere to vent. Voila!
  3. Talk about myself. As with number 2, I need to find an outlet where I can make up for not having friends who will pretend to listen to me as I talk about the trivial details of my life for hours on end. I miss you sick bastards!
  4. The Social Network! Thanks to my friend Mr. Internet, I’ve been able to connect with old friends here, as well as make some new ones. This weekend alone I have an outing planned, thanks largely to Sir Internet. I am meeting with a Spanish teacher in Daegu. I went on to Naver (the Korean Google) looking for a Spanish tutor so that I could improve my spoken Spanish. It turns out that there is a Spanish teacher here in Daegu looking to improve his spoken English. Score, or score! Well, it depends; I hope he is as hot as he sounds!
  5. Porn! Just kidding. I get more than enough Asian Porn on TV, and it’s FREE!
  6. Music and Movies! You know that a life without stealing is a life so very unlived.
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Music Sunday: Korn

Brigitte Nielsen, Udo Kier, Tatjana Patitz, and Shannyn Sossamon in a Korn video? What’s not to love about this!  Check out some tunes from my youth and please enjoy!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Noir Saturday: Woman on the Run


Inspector Martin Ferris: Don’t you eat anything but dog food?

Eleanor Johnson: He’s not particular, and I’m lazy, so we eat out.

Ah, and here’s today’s offering, Woman on the Run.

After witnessing a murder, Frank Johnson goes on the run to avoid being killed himself. His wife, Eleanor (Ann Sheridan), seems almost apathetic about finding him when questioned by Investigator Harris (Robert Keith), due to a marriage on the rocks. However, after learning that Frank has a grave heart condition, Eleanor recruits reporter Dan Leggett (Dennis O’Keefe) to help track down Frank. Discovering a new love for her husband along the way, Eleanor must get to Frank before the killer does.

So, check it out tonight @ 11PM CST or tomorrow @ 9AM CST. Enjoy the trailer.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Erotic Fridays: Edna St. Vincent Millay

Here’s today’s offering, Edna St. Vincent Millay


Edna St. Vincent Millay (February 22, 1892 – October 19, 1950) . Edna St. Vincent Millay was one of the most respected American poets of the 20th century. Millay was known for her riveting readings and feminist views. She penned Renascence, one of her most well-known poems, and the book The Ballad of the Harp Weaver, for which she won a Pulitzer Prize in 1923. Most notably, it was this poem where she coined the popular phrase, “My candle burns at both ends.” Millay died in 1950 on her farm in Austerlitz, New York.

So, enjoy today’s offering. and have a good one.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

I, Being born a Woman and Distressed (Sonnet XLI)

By: Edna St. Vincent Millay

I, being born a woman and distressed

By all the needs and notions of my kind,

Am urged by your propinquity to find

Your person fair, and feel a certain zest

To bear your body’s weight upon my breast:

So subtly is the fume of life designed,

To clarify the pulse and cloud the mind,

And leave me once again undone, possessed.

Think not for this, however, the poor treason

Of my stout blood against my staggering brain,

I shall remember you with love, or season

My scorn with pity, —let me make it plain:

I find this frenzy insufficient reason

For conversation when we meet again.

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Throwback Thursday: The New Jordan Chronicles


Here’s me in the world’s smallest hotel.  I took this pic inside the VW bug in Al Jaya in Jordan. We were on our way to some fort and came across this and just had to get a pic  Again, Queen Mimi sitting pretty.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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The Commodores: Brick House

“Aww, she’s a brick… house!” Have a good one and enjoy this here classic wayback.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West


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