Ahh, it’s the day where everyone turns Irish, but people rarely know what they are celebrating. Did you know that the man wasn’t even Irish and his claim to fame was introducing (forcing) Christianity to the pagans (natives) of Ireland? Anyway, have a great one, drink one for me and enjoy the little Irish joke below. Now, don’t get your panties in a bunch….it’s a JOKE!!!! Laugh!
“I never loved another person the way I loved myself”. – Mae West
March 17th Joke
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.
Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside.
“Ah, will you look at that?” one ditch digger said.
“What’s our world comin’ to when men of th’ cloth are visitin’ such places?”
A short time later, a Protestant minister walked up to the door and quietly slipped inside.
“Do you believe that?” the workman exclaimed.
“Why, ’tis no wonder th’ young people today are so confused, what with the example clergymen set for them.”
After an hour went by, the men watched as a Catholic priest quickly entered the whorehouse.
“Ah, what a pity,” the digger said, leaning on his shovel. “One of th’ poor lasses must be ill.”