Black Barbie Pops a Squat
Korea, Korea, where do I start with thee? I have mastered the art of the squat. I thought I knew how to squat, but clearly, I know nothing! I have learned to piss in a hole in the floor. Seriously….A…HOLE..IN…THE…FLOOR… I must say that the squatters back on the Inca Trail did prepare me for Korea’s squatters, but let’s be real, can any squatter really prepare you for pissing into a hole in the floor? I sad, or lucky part is that I am the Mistress of the Squat and I can do this without pissing on my shoes. It’s easier to do with a dress; pants tend to be a bit tricky. I have spent much time as of late mastering the art of the squat. While I spent many a drunken night during my University of Houston days becoming an expert speed squatter, I am a few years removed from those days. Somehow between then and now I determined that I was too classy to be peeing in an alley at 3am; I’m a bit of a snob that way.
More on Black Barbie and her classist, elitist ways. Now gentle reader, I off to find a squatter right now and practice up.
F. M. Laster
“I’ve been things and seen places.”- Mae West