Erotic Friday: The Wife of Bath Tale

Here’s another bit of the Canterbury Tales for you guys. This here is a bit from the Wife of Bath’s Tale.  Enjoy

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

As help me God, whan that I saugh hym go

After the beere, me thoughte he hadde a paire

Of legges and of feet so clene and faire,

That al myn herte I yaf unto his hoold.

He was, I trowe, a twenty wynter oold.

And I was fourty, if I shal seye sooth.

And yet I hadde alwey a coltes tooth.

Gat-tothed I was, and that bicam me weel.

I hadde the presente of Seinte Venus seel.

As help me God, I was a lusty oon

And faire and riche and yong and wel bigon.

And trewely, as myne housbondes tolde me,

I hadde the best “quonyam” myghte be.”

Translation:

Wife of Bath, you cougar, you. Here, she talks about having an eye for a much younger man (because apparently she always likes them young, see “old meat” above). Luckily, she doesn’t think the 20-year age difference will matter, because she has the best “quonyam” (another new world for vagina) around. I like her confidence.

 

 

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