New Year, New Me Around the Corner


Yeah, yeah, I know. We all say the same thing year after year. This year has gone down as one of the worse on record. I had A Very Crappy New Year, followed by A Shitty Spring, which made it way into  A Very Broke Girl Summer, coming right on the heels of A Starving Fall, and ending the year with I’m Barely Getting by Winter.  How the hell am I still positive?!  It’s the booze; that’s the only explanation. New and exciting things are coming. Trust me!  Anyway, have a safe and happy New Year’s Eve. I’m off to get sloshed and bury 2019!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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