The Black Barbie Chronicles: Black Barbie Goes to the Dentist

Yep I did it!


Check out the time I went to the dentist after being in pain for about a month. Turns out there was nothing for me to be afraid of. Have a good one.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

Black Barbie Goes To The Dentist in Korea

I’m not the biggest fan of the dentist, never have been. No part of me fancies sitting in the plastic covered chair looking up at fluorescent lights and having someone pick at my teeth with some form metal foreign objects. I’ve been putting off a visit for a year (horrible, I know!) so last month I decided to put on my big girl panties took the plunge. I had never had anyone outside of Texas check out my teeth, so, of course, I had some concerns. Turns out the whole experience were not bad.

  1. What About Your Friends

The best and most logical place to go about looking for a dentist is to ask your friends; if you have Korean friends, even better. Niall sent me the address and website of the dentist he’s using, and I must say the guy’s work is good. That there was good enough for me; and yes, Niall showed me his teeth, and yes I looked in his mouth. Weird I know, but it’s Korea, who cares?

All you need is your trust bankcard and your ARC (alien registration card). They will be able to look up your number and confirm that you have medical/dental coverage; no medical card needed. Pretty cool, eh? Or scary depending on how you’re looking at it.

  1. Not Everything is a Covered Expense

I’m from Texas; I’m lucky that the office visit will be covered! Here, cleaning your teeth, and extractions, like wisdom teeth, are covered! Naturally, of course, I needed some work done with me because I had been infected tooth and they needed to clean and then fill it. This cost me a whopping 200,000 won or 175 USD. Trust me, I saved in Korea. For a cleaning, it would cost me 15,000 won or 13USD and extractions 45,000 won or 40 USD. Not bad, not bad.

  1. Relax, they got you Boo

I loved Niall’s dentist. He told me step by step what he was going to do. Not sure what I was so afraid of, but I guess if you’re scared of the dentist in your home country, going to one who doesn’t speak your language is probably worse.

You how in the states when you need to get the numbing stuff, I got a boatload of that shit! I also think there was something else in there because I felt HIGH! That’s not even the highlight of the visit. While we were waiting for the drugs to take effect, but pulled out this book and showed me what was wrong and what he was going to do. I liked that; giving Black Barbie the personal touch. I really liked that. Now let me try getting that service in Texas. Not going to happen.

I really would recommend getting all your dentist stuff done in Korea if you don’t have good dental care where you’re from; especially in America. Dentists there rip you off like hell.


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Aalyiah: Try Again

Another favorite of mine. What I liked about this here was the intro in which Timbaland pays homage to Eric B. & Rakim by rapping the duo’s opening verse from “I Know You Got Soul”. Anyway, that I had/still do have the biggest crush on Jet Li. Until I heard him speak and then I just was satisfied to hearing him speak. Enjoy and if at first, you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Noir Saturday: Where Danger Lives

Hello Fellow Noirs;

While Eddie and company are on hiatus, let’s look at this week’s selection, Where Danger Lives.


A young doctor falls in love with a disturbed young woman, becomes involved in the death of her husband, and has to flee with her to the Mexican border. What more can you ask for!  Enjoy the trailer and have a great night!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West


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Erotic Friday: The Miller’s Tale Part 2


Here’s part 2 of a section of The Miller’s Tale. Enjoy

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West


The Miller’s Tale

This Absolon gan wype his mouth ful drie.

Dirk was the nyght as pich or as the cole,

And at the wyndow out she pitte hir hole.

And Absolon hym fil no bet ne wers,

But with his mouth he kiste hir naked ers

Ful savourly er he was war of this.

Abak he stirte and thoughte it was amys,

For wel he wiste a woman hath no berd.

He felte a thyng al rough and longe yherd

And seyde, “Fy! Allas! What have I do?”

“Tehee,” quod she and clapte the wyndow to.”

Here’s a little backstory to this tale. It looks like Alison, the Miller’s wife is the town’s hottie and has not one but two men after her. Absolon is the guy Alison no longer wants because she’s too busy screwing around with Nicholas, the guy from last week. Poor Absolon wants Alison to give him a kiss. Instead of her lips, she sticks out her butt out the window and Absolon makes out with it. The funny part is that the poor bastard doesn’t realize it until he feels her public hair. Damn.


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Throwback Thursday: The Late Edition

It dawned on me today that I neglected to post a throwback pic! Oh, the horror!  Anyway, here’s today’s:


It’s me in Turkey!  I really loved playing and pissing around overseas.  I need to get back to my passion.  Have a good one!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West



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Wayback Wednesday: 50 Cent

Here’s a little wayback to 50 I think before or with G- Unit.  Have a good one and enjoy.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Travel Tuesday: Hong Kong



This is the place for me.  I would love to see this place, especially at night. Now, I can’t live there; unless I marry a rich man.  Anywho, check out this video from Expedia which shows why you should visit Hong Kong.  Have a good one.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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