Erotic Friday: More Robert

 

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And this piece is even shorter than last weeks’ Short, but he gets right to the point.  I love that in a man. Enjoy.

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

Upon Julia’s Breasts
by Robert Herrick

Display thy breasts, my Julia, there let me
Behold that circummortal purity;
Between whose glories, there my lips I’ll lay,
Ravished in that fair Via Lactea.

 

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Throwback Thursday: Jordan Pics

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Here’s another view of me in the CIty of Mosaics in Jordan.  Yep, that’s me violating ALL of OSHA Rules!

 

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

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Wayback Wednesday: Lil Kim

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” How many licks does it take to get to the center or the….” Have a  great mid-week!

 

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

 

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Travel Tuesday: Petra

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Of COURSE, I was there!  I loved Petra.  I do plan on going back one day and staying until sunset.  Of course, getting back out will be a bitch, but quite a fun trek!

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

 

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Black Barbie Chronicles: A Girl Goes to Immigration

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A Girl walks into an immigration office in Korea. Yep, that’s the joke, and yep, I’m That Girl.  Check out my story below. As usual, laugh, cry, and rate! Enjoy.

 

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

A Girl Goes to Immigration

   Well, if I think the shit show of the medical and poor Moon Yeoung was bad, Busan Immigration more than made up for that. I applied for my ARC (alien registration card), and the process as easy. Oh, what’s the ARC? Well, it’s my official ID to let everyone know that I am legal. You see my entry visa is only good for 30 days and after 30 days, if I don’t get the ARC or leave the country, then I am an illegal person in the country. Trust me, you DON’T want to be caught breaking the law in Korea. That “I am an American”, crap really doesn’t fly here. Anyway applying for my ARC was easy. Well easy for me since I had major help.

First off, you have to go to the Busan Immigration Office or just an Immigration Office in your district. My Moon Yeoung, my Korean boyfriend/handler, made an appointment in advance for me, so I did not have to wait. Yes, I am special like that! If for some reason you fail to make an appointment, be prepared to wait. When I say wait, I mean wait. These fuckers have longer wait times than the DMV. These are things I needed to take with me:

  1. Passport. DUH….. even my dumb ass knew that!
  2. 2 Passport photos (of course, how else would they know who I am. Or if you’re really lazy, then there are photo booths there. Be prepared for the markup
  3. 30000 won + 4000 for delivery to my apartment. Korean Efficiency is what I love about Korean efficiency. They have a bank, inside the immigration department. Not an ATM, but an actual bank. You walk up to pay the fee, and they give you a receipt. You then take this receipt with your other paperwork for your ARC. Pretty clever, eh?
  4. Completed application form. The form can be found in the office, but then again, I am special, and there was no need for me to fill out some applications. My Korean (Moon Yeoung), came to the office picked up the application, filled it out for me, and just had me sign it. Who’s a special good girl? Me, that’s who!

If you are not as blessed as me, then you’ll need some help. The forms are both in Korean and English, but just to be safe, have your co-teacher help you out. Trust, if he hadn’t filled out the form, I can guarantee that shit would have been rejected! I love having handlers!

Once you submit everything, you should have your ARC in 7-10 business days!

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Music Sunday: Beyonce

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The “Damn” at the end. Happy Sunday.

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

 

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Noir Saturday: The Lady From Shanghai

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Here’s tonight’s noir, The Lady From Shanghai with the gorgeous Rita Hayworth! A seaman becomes involved in a complex murder plot when he is hired to work on a yacht. He soon finds himself implicated in the murder, despite his innocence. The film is best remembered for it’s climax “hall of mirrors” scene with a shoot out amidst shards of shattering glass.Check it out tonight @ 11PM CST on TCM or tomorrow morning @ 9AM CST on TCM. Check out the trailer below.

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

 

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Erotic Friday: More Robert Herrick

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Here’s another short and sweet love poem for your Friday from Robert. Enjoy.
Check out this lovely piece of poetry to get your Friday started. Enjoy

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

 

Delight in Disorder
by Robert Herrick

A sweet disorder in the dress
Kindles in clothes a wantonness:
A lawn about the shoulders thrown
Into a fine distraction—
An erring lace, which here and there
Enthralls the crimson stomacher—
A cuff neglectful, and thereby
Ribbands to flow confusedly—
A winning wave, deserving note,
In the tempestuous petticoat—
A careless shoe-string, in whose tie
I see a wild civility—
Do more bewitch me than when art
Is too precise in every part.

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Throwback Thursday: Jordan Pics

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I love this pic.  Me and Liz. I miss her and I miss travel!  I also miss Jordan.

 

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

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Wayback Wednesday: Snoop, Nate & Xhibit

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If this song don’t get you fired up mid-week, I don’t know what will!  Have a good one!

F. M. Laster

“The best revenge is massive success.” – Frank Sinatra

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