Throwback Thursday: The New Jordan Chronicles


Aww…me sitting pretty somewhere in Jordan. I’m looking like some desert queen;  Queen Mimi has a nice ring to it!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West


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Fleetwood Mac: Rhiannon

I love this version; you can tell she’s sky high!  Good times.  Have a good one.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West



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Travel Tuesday: Topoxte

Here’s today’s Mayan site, Topoxte.


Topoxte stands out from the other pre-Columbian Mayan ruins in Guatemala: It’s located on five islands in Yaxha Lake. An important example of Mayans occupying islands, Topoxte was at its peak a couple of centuries before 1450, when it was abandoned. Prior to that, it had been the capital of the Kowoj Mayans and played a role in trade between the Yucatan Peninsula and the Mayan highlands. Exploration is still going on at the site. Among the finds is a temple-pyramid that is the only Preclassic (2000 BC to 240 AD) left in Peten. The temple has three levels with an entrance supported by pillars.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: I Drive By Your House


Yep, I went there.  I allowed someone to drive me to the point where I was committing felonies!  Felonies people!  You thought last week was cray, get a load of this week’s offering. Again, at think at this point, I really had no choice but to head off to Korea, eh? Anywho, enjoy and laugh at my pain!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

Sunday September 6th

I still drive by your house

Yep, I have graduated from Bitch to Psychotic Bitch! Driving by his house is the tamest thing that I have done over the past few weeks. Not a couple of times a week; no EVEY. DAMN. DAY!!! Again this is tame compared to what I did this week. Check out some more stalker-like shit I’ve done in the past week alone!

  • I would go up to his window late at night and tap on it for shits and giggles.
  • I would leave little things in his driveway like stuffed animals and toys from the Dollar Store.
  • I bought a box of roofing nails and sprinkled them around the driveway and under the tires of both his car and truck.
  • I followed him on a date. This was by accident during one of my drive-bys. I did not plan on following him on a date, but there I was. He was leaving with some bitch, so
  • I followed them. They went to the movies, and I sat a few rows toward the back. Then I followed the lovely couple into a restaurant. I too went in and placed my order to go. While waiting for my food, I went to the restroom and walked past their table. I made a big deal of introducing myself to the lady and telling him it’s a small world. Yep, it was creepy as hell.
  • I went into his house when he was work( still had the keys and he never changed the locks…Hello break-up rules. Change the locks!) and put hot sauce in his shampoo, laxatives in his food; you know real mature shit like that.
  • I would sneak into his house late at night and go into his bedroom and stand over him watching him as he slept. I would then go into his closet and take an article of clothing and leave. He never knew I was there.

Okay, I guess that last one was a little fucked up, and I think my rational side, told me to leave Hannu alone. I needed to get away from here. Like really get the fuck out of dodge. Okay, I need to get the hell out of dodge quick before I get arrested for staking, burglary, or something. The question was where could I go and what can I do? Seriously, where can I go?


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Music Sunday: Korn


This month, it’s Korn! Why? Well let me count the ways:

  1. Defined a generation and a genre.
  2. They aren’t afraid to experiment (Like me!)
  3. They aren’t afraid to get personal
  4. They follow their hearts
  5. They don’t believe in quitting

So this month, we are starting with my favorite version of Twisted Transistor; everyone was cast perfectly!

Enjoy and have a good one!

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Noir Saturday: 99 River Street


Ernie Driscoll: There are worse things than murder. You can kill someone an inch at a time.

Here’s today’s offering, 99 River Street.

Cab driver and ex-boxer Ernie (John Payne) discovers his wife Pauline (Peggie Castle) has been cheating on him. Ernie is approached by actress friend Linda (Evelyn Keyes), who says that she needs his help because she killed a man during an audition. After rushing to the theater, Ernie discovers that Linda’s desperate tale was the audition. As if that humiliation isn’t enough, Ernie is then framed for Pauline’s murder by her lover, jewel thief Victor Rawlins (Brad Dexter).

Check out the trailer below.  If you like, check out the movie tonight @ 11PM CST on TCM or tomorrow morning @ 9AM CST.  Have a good one.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

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Erotic Friday: Sexy Sonnets


Let’s start this month by ending with my last Shakespeare Sonnet; sonnet 127.  As usual, please enjoy.

F. M. Laster

“I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West

Sonnet 127

In the old age black was not counted fair,

Or if it were, it bore not beauty’s name;

But now is black beauty’s successive heir,

And beauty slandered with a bastard shame:

For since each hand hath put on Nature’s power,

Fairing the foul with Art’s false borrowed face,

Sweet beauty hath no name, no holy bower,

But is profaned, if not lives in disgrace.

Therefore my mistress’ eyes are raven black,

Her eyes so suited, and they mourners seem

At such who, not born fair, no beauty lack,

Sland’ring creation with a false esteem:

Yet so they mourn becoming of their woe,

That every tongue says beauty should look so.

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