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Black Barbie Chronicles: When Are You Coming Home

I remember being asked this on DAY 1! Damn people, I just got here! Anyway, check out this little tidbit I’m sharing about when both in Korea and back home wanted to know when I was going home.  Have a … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Black Barbie Learns to Eat Out

  Did I ever tell you guys about the time I ate out? On my own with no Korean in tow? It started off bad, but it ened up great. Check out this story. F. M. Laster “The best revenge … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Getting Into It

I can remember the time when I thought I got Korea and didn’t want to jump on a plane back home.  Check out this little nugget when I learned how to respect the hustle which is Korea. Enjoy. F. M. … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Black Barbie Pees on Southern Jesus

Yep, I’m back with more interesting stories from Korea Land.  Since this is post holiday time, I’ll tell some tales about the holidays.  Let’s start with a classic that begins and end with alcohol.  I can’t think of a better … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: A Korean Man Followed Black Barbie Home

Yep, this one was a doozy!  So no setup; let’s dive right in. F. M. Laster “I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West A Korean Man Followed Black Barbie Home   I’ve had drunks follow … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Ugh, Mornings

I never was one to like mornings. Korea made it even worse since everyone here seems to get up at the crack of dawn.  I had to invest in some dark curtains to kill the damn sunshine coming through my … Continue reading

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The Black Barbie Chronicles: Quit Riding My Ass

This one here is a personal pet peeve of mine. I despise it when people ride my ass; both in person and while I’m driving.  Korea really brought out the Petty Betty in me.  Check out this little diddy and … Continue reading

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Black Barbie Chronicles: This is Why I Don’t Learn More Korean

I’m an idiot. I know that I am. Why else would I use the moniker Black Barbie? Anyhoo, Korea has its share of Barbies as well. I guess that’s why most of the time I felt at home and pissed … Continue reading

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Black Barbie Chronicles: When Are You Coming Home

Yep. I was asked this question from the moment I left!  Anyway here’s today’s Black Barbie entry with life in Korea.  Enjoy. F. M. Laster “I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.” -Mae West When Are You … Continue reading

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Black Barbie Chronicles: I Am So Over It

Oh, I think I had one of these a week in Korea where I tried to do the right thing but people kept pissing me off.  Anyway, check out what happens when I just say fuck it and get real. … Continue reading

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